Top collection of Funny Wishes for Birthday for your Old Friend 

  • As long as you have wife, I woo her without your permission and you don’t mind! Sweetest birthday to you!

  • On your birthday, may you give me your bike, and on it I ride your girlfriend without your permission. I know that you don’t like but I like. Happy birthday lovely old friend!

  • May you have the bald head. May you have the old wrinkled face. May you look a little less handsome than me. I wish on your birthday this. Sweetest birthday old friend!

  • May all young girls call you brother. May you never get a kiss of girlfriend. May you always remain in this bliss! Love you and happy birthday old friend!

  • May you in my wedding do all the work, clean utensils and dust the wind in rooms with brooms! Craziest birthday my friend with all the bliss!

  • May you get all the beatings for what wrongs I do! May you follow all my commands and always believe! Achieve all success my old friend. Happy birthday!

  • You smell like shit! You dress like a bull and walk like a pig! Yet we like you we don’t know why. Wishing you ravishing happy birthday oh my friend indeed!

  • May you star in ‘Sex and the city’. May you never have it! Wishing you laugh-rioting happy birthday!

  • May you get to meet Katherine Langford, may all actress and stars but when they want to hug you and kiss; may I get first chance! Happy birthday my dear fellow old friend!

  • We wish you never get to drink, nor beer, whisky and rum; the nectar for which all lust! So many hugs and wishes on your birthday!